★ Time is precious, waste it wisely.
★ If I was a writer I’d have a better Instagram bio quote.
★ The best of me is yet to come.
★ Gifted napper, talker, and ice cream eater.
★ First I drink the coffee. Then I do things.
★ My mission in life is not merely to survive but thrive.
★ I know I left my sanity around here somewhere.
★ In a world full of trends I want to remain a classic.
★ Words cannot express my love and passion for Fridays. The photos might help.
★ Life is short… smile while you still have teeth.
★ I always prefer my puns to be intended.
★ One of the few people on Instagram who doesn’t claim to be a social media guru.
★ Just another paper cut survivor.
★ Wondering how many miles I have scrolled with my thumbs.
★ Looking for hashtags – they look like waffles.
★ I’m best served with coffee and a side of sarcasm.
★ I’d rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.
★ The bags under my eyes are Gucci.
★ Simplicity is the key to happiness.
★ This seat is taken.
★ I don’t make mistakes, I date them.
★ Making history, I mean… Insta stories…
★ My blood is made of coffee.
★ It’s not a phase, it’s who I am.
★ Give me the chocolate and nobody will get hurt.
★ The future is shaped by your dreams. Stop wasting time and go to sleep!
★ If you fall, worry not. The floor will be there.
★ I don’t look like this in real life.
★ Make peace with your broken pieces.
★ Why blend in when you are born to stand out.
★ Insert pretentious stuff about myself here.
